
So Ammon is 7 now and does the whole bath thing all by himself...
He comes out the other night after quite a lengthy soak and is
smelling good and looking handsome. He proceeds to tell me his beauty
regiment of putting gel in his hair, brushing his teeth, dad's best cologne,
THE WORKS... " I even put odorant on Mom ".
But the best part is I smell this very distinct smell on him, somewhat like
my $30 / bottle salon shampoo...
(Which I've had since '05 since I'm too cheap
to use.. ) "Ammon, what else did you put on?" I asked...
"Oh, I forgot, I also found this great lotion underneath the counter in the bathroom... I put it all over my body." I didn't have the heart to tell him...
If you look closely you can still see it lathered on his arms..











